Come
gather ‘round cyclists, if in DC you roam,
And admit that the dark clouds above you have grown.
Best accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone
‘Cause your raingear you’d left home this mornin’…
Well, you’d better start pedalin’ or you’ll never get home,
For the weather’s about to be stormin’.
And admit that the dark clouds above you have grown.
Best accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone
‘Cause your raingear you’d left home this mornin’…
Well, you’d better start pedalin’ or you’ll never get home,
For the weather’s about to be stormin’.
Watch
out for the cars double-parked in your lane,
And keep your eyes wide ‘cause they’ll park there again
And keep your eyes wide ‘cause they’ll park there again
(‘Specially
if it’s rush hour and pouring down rain) –
Oh,
there’s no tellin’ who just might door ya’!
For the taxi in front of you is likely insane,
And, oh, look, the weather is stormin’.
For the taxi in front of you is likely insane,
And, oh, look, the weather is stormin’.
Come city officials, please heed the call:
How
about a few bike lanes near the national mall
For
those who’d get hurt from a serious fall
When
a metrobus turns without warnin’?
So
we can’t be a state yet, but please don’t drop the ball!
Oh,
the weather? Thank global warmin’.
Dear
pedestrians standing there right in the street,
Does
that look like a safe place to stick out your feet?
Why
not stand on the sidewalk, or in the crosswalk at least?
Oh,
and now look, a bus queue is forming…
Please
get out of the bike lane or you’re gonna get creased!
You’ve officially gotten your warning.
You’ve officially gotten your warning.
My
advice has been given, my curses been said
(Though
admittedly most of them just in my head):
Rather
than swerve right at us, maybe yield instead?
What
a concept, I know it sounds corny.
So
butt out of the bike lane and let me please get ahead –
Hope
this parody has been informing.
(I’m talking to you, drivers and pedestrians who think you own the street… Sheesh….)
(I’m talking to you, drivers and pedestrians who think you own the street… Sheesh….)
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